HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU GUYS!
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i have a soul
and can’t have sex with you :c
I’m bloody awesome
The Slayer is hot
While you were out brooding
We had sex a lot
You’re both very sweet
that’s no lie, no charade
but stop fighting now
or you both won’t get laid!
Vampyrs are deadly
And vicious it’s true
But Spike is so dreamy
…and the girl is nice too
You guys are both useless
You’re wasting your time
We both know the only bed
B wants in is mine
(via martymikalski)




