Bio-Digital Jazz, man

-elitecrazybitch:

glitteringworlds:

lizzledpink:

glitteringworlds:

lizzledpink:

roses are red, 

violets are blue,

i have a soul

and can’t have sex with you :c

I’m bloody awesome

The Slayer is hot

While you were out brooding

We had sex a lot

You’re both very sweet

that’s no lie, no charade

but stop fighting now

or you both won’t get laid!

Vampyrs are deadly

And vicious it’s true

But Spike is so dreamy

…and the girl is nice too

You guys are both useless

You’re wasting your time

We both know the only bed

B wants in is mine

(via martymikalski)